Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This couple is walking their pig around campus
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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