And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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