Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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