I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
do nipples grow back?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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