Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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