i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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