Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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