Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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