I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
how drunk are you?
Several
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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