I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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