I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
