i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Congratulations! We have a period
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