Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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