chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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