First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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