You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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