so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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