your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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