I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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