First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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