Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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