I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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