how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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