Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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