Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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