it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
