What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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