Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
