i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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