so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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