i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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