I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Houston, we have a blender
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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