Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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