Soap is not a condiment
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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