Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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