Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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