Slut skills are useful in every country.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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