I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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