Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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