I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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