she was so not down for the gang bang
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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