I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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