You really coming over, don't trick.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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