the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
