butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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