yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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