My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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