yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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