I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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