I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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