someone owes me an orgasm
I am full of burrito and curiosity
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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