like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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