I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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