I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he puts the penis in happiness.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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