she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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