Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
