Fuck appropriateness.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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